Third in a series, following Stuart Reardon and Xabi Alonso, is soccer player Pablo Daniel “Dani” Osvaldo. Italian-Argentinean, he currently plays striker for Southampton (who signed him in 2013 for a record $22.5 million). He is also on the Italian national team.
|Filters are not necessary. But if you insist, tesoro mio. From tumblr.com|
|Insert lewd caption here. Image from zimbio.com.|
This next one is for all of you who like hot dads.
|With his daughter Victoria. Image from zimbio.com.|
Some think he looks like Khal Drogo from Game of Thrones. Others think he’s a ringer for Johnny Depp. In my opinion, Osvaldo is so sexy that our mortal minds cannot process that sexiness without anchoring it with reference points from popular culture.
|Piratically sexy. Image from zimbio.com.|
|Rockin' the hipster glasses. Image from paoloandfrancesca.|
He also sports a man bun better than anyone I’ve ever seen.
|And he has tattoos. You know how I feel about those. Image from tattooset.com.|
He's got a really cute smile, too.
|So happy. So very happy. Image from cdn1.stbm.it.|
|Rockin' the Italian team sports coat. Image from zimbio.com.|
|He could totally be from my hometown. Very L.A. looking. Image from fuerzaperica.com.|
|Let me destroy you slowly and pleasurably with my Italian-Argentinian gaze. Image from tumblr.com.|
|Oh, to be a swivel chair. Image from buenorros.net.|